Irritating things ever said to a journalist!
'Aur bhai TV pe kab aoge'- 'Tum to roz celebrity se to milte hoge', these are just few of the most irritating things that a journalist/media person gets to listen from whoever they meet.
It seems ever since we joined the 'journalism' course, our relatives & randome people on earth conspired to put across most ridiculaous question to us!
As already a journalist's life is filled with day-to-day challenges and to top it all these people add more to our misery.
We have picked out some most ridiculsous questions we journalist are often asked:
Question: TV pe nhi dikhe kabhi?
Me: Wo uncle mein raat 12 se 4 ati hun!
Question: Aur beta chutti nhi milti kya, dikhte hi nhe ho aajkal?
Answer: Humare office mein sirf 'labour day' ka off hota hai!
Questions: Celebrities se to milne dete hai tumhe office mein?
Answer: Ohh please, once 'Salman Khan' came to the office and I ignored him!
Question: Press-card bhi to hota hai na, waise usko kahan-kahan use kar sakte hai!
Question: Tum media ho to hamare bacche bhi settle karwa do.
Answer: (In mind!) Kyun 'daldal' mein fek rhe ho apne bache ko yaar!
Question: Please yaar, tu dost hai CV forward karde.
Answer: Bhai mein tujhse bolne walii thi yeh!
Question: Package kitna dete hai media mein?
Answer: Conersation *Ends*!
Sincerely to 'Salman Khan'