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Christmas Jokes for some laughter before the gala event!

India TV News Desk 22 Nov 2014, 11:01:14 AM IST
India TV News Desk

With year 2014 coming to its end, here comes the gala time of the year... Christmas!

Besides the winter festivals, Christmas festivity has started to build up with people already - planning vacations, organizing celebrations, doing shopping and what not…

Amid this hustle bustle, lets take a deep breathe and get ready for a quick laugh.

As we are presenting you with some childish Christmas jokes, you better can call them PJs.

 

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.

Vikas: Fear of Santa Claus

 

 

Moe: What are you going to give your younger brother for Christmas this year?

Joe: I haven't decided yet.

Moe: What did you give him last year?

Joe: The measles.

 

Peter: Knock, knock.

Marry: Who's there?

Peter: Murray.

Marry: Murray who?

Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Amar: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Akbar: What?

Anthony: Chill out.

 

 

Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?

Robert: What?

Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.